Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead


By Hans Fruck - Posted on 20 March 2008

Hester's second anus had a suction effect on her dentures.Hester's second anus had a suction effect on her dentures.

A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

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I laughed till I had tears streaming down my cheeks when I read that. Can you imagine the expression of the surgeons when they found out that they were supposed to operate on her leg and had instead torn her a new arsehole...

Hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What I want to know is how does one go about donating an anus?

And what happened to her old sphincter anyway?

How ya been, Chuckles? We should organise the other two and catch up for a beer sometime.

C'mon Hans, everyone reads perez. We are all friends here... just admit it you read it -- I don't. Someone told me about it though.

Yeah what the hell could you use an old sphincter for? A workable sex toy? Something to wrap napkins in on the dining table? Something for the dog to chew on?

Hans Fruck wrote:
How ya been, Chuckles? We should organise the other two and catch up for a beer sometime.

I've been parading myself over the internets far and wide Hans. Yes, we have to grab a beer with K & V soon.

How have you been dude?

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This has to be the story of the year. I need more details. NOW!

Chuck A. Spear wrote:
C'mon Hans, everyone reads perez. We are all friends here... just admit it you read it -- I don't. Someone told me about it though.

Never heard of it, Chuck. But I'll have to check it out.

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Yeah what the hell could you use an old sphincter for? A workable sex toy? Something to wrap napkins in on the dining table? Something for the dog to chew on?

It's a tricky question, but I'll take (B) Something to wrap napkins in.

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I've been parading myself over the internets far and wide Hans. Yes, we have to grab a beer with K & V soon.

Ah, haven't we all? I'm on tenterhooks just waiting for Selma ("I'm 19, and I like sex") to ping my Facebook account again.

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How have you been dude?

Same-old, same-old, mang. Slowly dwindling. Expending my lifeforce on all manner of inconsequentialities. That sorta thing.

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This has to be the story of the year. I need more details. NOW!

I agree. Does this mean she has twice the flatulence problems of a normal person?

Wouldn't you like to interview her? So Hester, how has having a second anus changed your life? What are you doing with the time you save on the toilet? Taken up a new hobby?

Hans Fruck wrote:

Wouldn't you like to interview her? So Hester, how has having a second anus changed your life? What are you doing with the time you save on the toilet? Taken up a new hobby?

Hester could make a mint with the right press agent. But what if she discovered her second anus isn't quite like the first. What if it turned into some bizarre case of the anus possessing and inheriting the original owners thoughts and habits reminiscent of the old horror filmThe Hand?

Only time will tell. Hester in is for one wild ride.

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2008/03/28/1206207344849.html

No, my real name is Fruck, you pissant.

And all my wombat sex is consensual.

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