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Published on December 8th, 2006 | by The Beige Baron

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Disenfranchised Mang Screams Abuse from Sidelines

Not knowing what else to do, Phitz Von Spritz set up a folding camp chair adjacent to the tryline at a suburban football field in Brisbane, filled a large tub with ice and beer and proceded to yell abuse at the indifferent world.

“Carn!” he bellowed, causing a small starling to break off its pursuit of a fleeing moth.

“Is that the best you can do?! Put in, you bastards! Bunch o’ skirts!”

A passing van slowed for a moment to look curiously at the hunched, lonely figure in the sunlit meadow, but soon sped up and disappeared over a hill.

“Wankers!” Spritz shouted at the sky, shaking his puny fist.

After a few hours of this, Spritz attempted to gain entry to the toilet block but found it securely padlocked. Instead he opted to piss into the wind.


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