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Who does SPAM appeal to?A wise author once told me that if you need to swear, you are not articulate enough to write. I tried to keep that in mind when writing about the changes we had to make at BNU to address the recent comment SPAM, so wish me luck.

In case you don't know, BNU is now "popular" enough to SPAM the comments section. This is probably happening because we want to let people post anonymously without logging in, and this by default includes SPAMBOTS. It's annoying, because we then have to manually go through the comments and delete the SPAM. The hardest part about all of this is distinguishing meaningless, cunt fuck cock sex SPAM comments from a real BNU comment!

Seriously though, doesn't SPAM feel like the 21st century boogey man? Who are these cunts (is there a better way to describe them?) writing SPAM software? I have enough trouble keeping the site alive, and these fuckers write bug-free, reliable software to let us know about viagra.

Sure, my sex life is not always killer. I sometimes have great sex, sometimes it's ok, and sometimes it's shitty. Thankfully though, I can get an erection from breathing air. However, if I had erection problems, would my research for a cure involve clicking on a random link on a website and ordering the product? Surely we are not clicking the links, so why do SPAMmers keep SPAMming? If anyone knows, please let me know.

Anyways, the point of this post is to let everyone know that we are now using CAPTCHA's for anonymous postings. Read about them here. A captcha is a "Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart" and basically means that when you want to post anonymously, you will have to answer a question that computers (SPAMBOTS) wont be able to. And no, I don't know what it means if you can't answer a CAPTCHA question.

I hope this helps reduce comment SPAM. If it doesn't, I would like to devote the rest of my life to finding SPAM software writers and KILLING THEM.

Who is with me?