Only in Lismore


By The Beige Baron - Posted on 30 November 2006

Mr Ed: Denies any involvement.Mr Ed: Denies any involvement.

Woman in indecent act with horse, say police

(via smh.com.au)

A NSW north coast woman has been charged with bestiality and offensive conduct after allegedly being involved in an indecent act with a horse.

Police said they found the naked woman with the horse when they were called to a paddock in Wilson Street, Lismore at 9am (AEDT) on Monday.

"Police will allege a 35-year-old Casino woman was engaged in an indecent act with a horse," a NSW police spokesman said. "The woman was arrested and charged with bestiality and behaving in an offensive manner."

The woman was granted conditional bail and is due to face Lismore Local Court on December 18.

AAP

I mean, seriously, have you ever seen a frisky horse? What the hell was she doing with it?

It reminds me of that woman who married the dolphin. It's weird fricking world out there.

It does boggle. The thing is, I know Wilson St in Lismore. It's quite a built-up suburban area.

I don't know whether it's the calming plucked guitar from Brokeback Mountain I hear, or banjos.

'involved in an indecent act with a horse'. hahaha. So very drawing-room. The story, translated would read:

Horse-fucker nicked

Yesterday a 35yo woman was busted for fucking a horse in the middle of town. The cops picked her up, naked, and hauled her arse down to the cop shop.

- with reporting from BNU

it'd have to banjos, mang.

you've taken this off the front page, Baron?

And I didn't want to overshadow your wonderful CD review, monsiuer Fruck...

It was a bit shitty anyway. And if I really want something to stay on the front page, I'll just sticky it for a couple of days -- as long as no one has any objections.

All is cool.

If it was in Wilson Street, it was probably in the paddock opposite my old primary school!

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