My Open-Minded Wife

My Open-Minded Wife made its screen debut in 2004 at the Sundance Film Festival to critical acclaim. Directed by Richard Morecock, the film concerns itself with the relationship, and eventual marriage, of a man and a woman who are polar opposites, and the conflicts that arise.
Eric (portrayed by Rod Longman) and Jennifer (Fifi Bangs) meet at a Yale University legal club. Eric, who is from New York, is a socialist, while Jennifer is a hardcore Republican and an active campus campaigner supporting America's involvement in the Iraq War.
The film follows the couple's struggle to find common ground, grapples with their vastly different upbringings, and strives to find an answer to the engima of truth in history, and how it informs the present. Just when the couple's attraction to each other is about to be compromised by irreconcilable difference concerning American foreign policy, another person is thrust into their lives in bizarre circumstances. An event which destroys the paradigm of hate and smashes the shells these two people have been hiding under.
The film is intensely cerebral, and risks bogging down in intellectual dialogue and the interminably held close-ups insisted upon by Morecock. Thankfully, though, the chemistry between Longman and Bangs keeps the film interesting and human -- almost in biological detail.
For a first feature, My Open-Minded Wife is an incredible achievement, highlighting the importance of dignified dicussion informing opinions, destroying narrow-minded dogma, changing perspectives and ultimately finding love in a state of enlightenment, acceptance and bliss.
My Open-Minded Wife is available at selected stores or via the internet.
...include a byline at the bottom of the article -- cos it wasn't me.
Sure Hans! Suuuuure.
Not that this isn't a fine review, but I'm a bit reluctant to have anything conceived by your addled mind posted under my moniker. No offence intended, Jeeves, old chap.
Just a small joke mang. I won't make a habit of it. I was going to write a coming-out story under your name but thought the better of it at the last moment...
You know this is a spoof, right?
Rod Longman... ha ha ha
are a dead giveaway: Richard Morecock, Fifi Bangs. And I know what you mean by "selected" stores. Nice one. It's a to review anyway, I might seek it out at my local Club X.
Just skimmed it and saw that my name was on it. Now that I read it more carefully, I realise that I've been duped. Damn. The title piqued my interest, too.
You couldn' tell by the DVD cover?!
I opened this link at work... ALT-TAB!!
Baron, you are a low-rent piece of shit. I'm so fucking lucky I didn't open that at work.
Though, mind you, there's some fine fellatial activity going on there. Hmm... Ah, anyway, I'm outraged. And I'm taking my name off this depraved review.
I was suggesting to BBB that we should have a menu for porn reviews. I'm gonna go watch Gang Bang Sluts 5 -- for research purposes. A review is imminent.
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