Violence, Andrew Bolt and an epic battle on Big Brother
The Black Knight caused the Valentine’s Day campus rampage
Some Americans have serious issues. Every few weeks there are mass killings by pissed off people. Andrew Bolt blames:
The Matrix, A View To A Kill, Falling Down, Natural Born Killers, Reservoir Dogs, Last Man Standing, Full Metal Jacket, Dr. Butcher MD (aka Zombie Holocaust), Saw 1-3, Lord Of War, The Deer Hunter, True Romance, The Untouchables, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Idiocracy, They Live, Apocalypse Now, End Of Days, The Shining, The Dead Zone, Dr. Strangelove, House MD (TV), Monty Python, TV Documentaries Relating To History
Muziek: KMFDM, Rammstein, Eisbrecher, Nine Inch Nails, Grendel, Impaled Nazarene, Macabre, Deathstars, The Prodigy, Combichrist, Godsmack, Slayer, Children Of Bodom, Alice Cooper, Sturmgeist, Suicide Commando, Hatebreed, Suffocation, Terrorizer.
Um... WTF? "
According to Bolt, if all students had handguns during the shooting in Virginia last year then the killer would have been stopped in his tracks and only managed to pick off one or two people. Andrew Bolt is pro guns but anti art. I don't know about you but I know that you can't knock someone over the head with a DVD to kill them. I tried it the other day on myself.
Further, the war Bolt claims is won (please do click the link) and constantly supports and advocates in Iraq, has killed many more innocent people than Monty Python. Now dropping bombs on women and children, raping girls and torturing civilians seems a whole lot more aggressive than Nine Inch Nails. This is what Bolt supports.
So please watch some classy Americans enjoying some time together. They would never display the attitude shown here to the rest of the world.
Bolt would probably disagree with this clip too because there was a dark skinned person in the house. Plus I just wanted to include the clip.
The way to avoid more shootings is to arm everyone -- man, woman, and child -- to the teeth. Quite apart from fewer shootings, it'd result in greater gallantry and more courtesy. Are you gonna cut me off in peak hour traffic if I've got a Smith & Wesson strapped to my side? Not fucking likely. Am I gonna stop the car over the line so that pedestrians have to walk around it when they cross? Not if they've got Derringers in their handbags or an Uzi in their briefcase, I won't.
The whole situation has got a lot to recommend it. Fuck, it'll be exciting! This way disputes that would normally result in harsh language or a push and shove can be settled in a gunfight on the street. OK, so much for reducing shootings, but wouldn't you wanna see that?
I would. Everyone's got a little Wyatt Earp in them.
I think we have to arm our sport stars too. In for a penny in for a pound, I reckon. I wouldn't want to be an unarmed Ricky Ponting or Chris Judd if everyone watching in the grandstand is packing heat. So footballers and cricketers should be armed too. So should security guards, and the kids who sell pies and drinks too. (Try buying a pie with a $50 note now, motherfucker!)
I'm pretty sure that Vincent and BBB, given their recent altercations with Connex employees, would back me up. If we're gonna arm those fuckers, we should arm ourselves too.
It's the only sensible thing to do.
I have no idea what's going on, except that the guy's a salty talker.
Maybe Chairman Rudd (Bolt's nickname) should pack kids schoolbags with Remington 1100 Autoloader's as opposed to laptops.
"I don't want a fucken apple canteen lady, give me that can of coke you have stashed under the counter. Fuck this healthy shit"
Your right Hans.
I think we should also arm lollypop ladies with phased plasma pulse-lasers.
Give Andrew Bolt a spud gun though.
Yes that guy knows how to express himself in a calm and rational manner.
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