Domino
Domino: the Telstra customer service representatives wanted their rug back.
Domino is the most effective heist movie ever made. Sometime soon, while my local video store sleeps, a computer hard drive will whirr, a modem will blink and send a small blip of data through countless kilometers of sub-oceanic cable, into a bank of servers, and underneath the city streets of Los Angeles to deposit 20c of my hard-earned money into some preening Hollywood producer's bank account --- 20c of the $3 I so foolishly parted with to rent this self-conscious, overhyped bore of a film.
All those twenty centses add up, trickling in from near and far, far and wide, allowing him to buy expensive casual white suits and fashionable sunglasses and big cigars and stupid white Panama hats so he can make even more shitty movies that we are tricked into renting when fretful and desperate in the video store and all you can see are copies of The Mummy and K-Pax and you really need to get home to take a piss.
I should have known that the words ‘Keira Knightly
Dude, I also did not the to the end of this piece of shit excuse for a film. The fucking thing never got started anyway.
I sometimes like Tony Scott, but this was an absolute dog's breakfast. It's supposed to be based on a real person, but it's so ludicrous and overcooked at every turn, you wonder why they bothered.
Man on Fire is another Tony Scott film that uses a lot of the same cinematic tricks, but for a much more satisfying result.
thats's good. I hated this film.
I saw Jarhead the other night. I thought that was a good movie. Anyone seen it?
But never got round to doing it.
Jarhead is good. I liked it too. I also thought Buffalo Soldiers was good.
Looks like b1 b0 the stalker is back.
yeah, the creep couldnt keep away. I'm going to post something now.
A Mighty Wind, from the creators of Spinal Tap.
My favourite bit:
All those spaghettical references made me realise that this is all just a metaphor for something much larger than our tiny brains could begin to comprehend; a ploy by the Baron to make us see the error of our ways and attempt to convert us to Pastafarians, followers of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. It's all in the subtext of this movie review. You just have to look for it.
That was my interpretation.
But I do have great respect for Pastafarians.
he'd be on telly.
Post new comment