Da Hip Hop Witch

Da Hip Hop Witch - 2000

Genre : Comedy
Director : Dale Resteghini
Tha Playaz : Eminem, Ja Rule, Vanilla Ice.
Rated : R

I've seen pornos with more plot than this. What I meant to say is, I have seen one or two porn movies at friend's houses, they weren't mine, I swear. Anyway this film is pure masturbation. It was even recorded on Handi-Cam, sans the hand cream. Unfortunately this film offers no relief whatsoever.

What little resemblance of story that features in this film, centres around rappers accounts of their encounters with “Da Hip Hop Witch”. We all know that rappers love talking shit to whoever will listen. What is apparent here is that the director has pointed his camera at the rappers and asked them “Y'know Dawg, just say some shit about that witch, how she a bitch an she gonna fock you up, an all dat, knowhaimsayin dawg, sheet.”

Word is born.

This ad-lib, scriptless nonsense does let up for occasional scripted scenes where a budding young journalist tries to find out the truth behind the witch story. Also, there are a group of Scooby Doo type kids on the case as well.

However, this does little to keep the audience interested in what is essentially a flawed, lame rip off of the Blair Witch Project, which wasn't worth repeating in my view. Eminem may be the label that sells this inferior product, but even he could do nothing to redeem this complete waste of rack space at the video shop.

Don't even bother.

0 stars/5.