Commander Codpiece Can't Keep His Story Straight
The Deciderer-in-Chief. We're all doomed.
This is an excerpt from a diary at Daily Kos:
October 28 - November 10 2002:
Bush's comments about Saddam Hussein, each from a different speech:
"This is a person who has had contacts with al Qaeda."
"He's got connections with al Qaeda."
"This is a guy who has had connections with these shadowy terrorist networks."
"We know he's got ties with al Qaeda."
"We know that he's had connections with al Qaeda."
"He's had connections with shadowy terrorist networks like al Qaeda."
"We know that he has had contacts with terrorist networks like al Qaeda."
"This is a man who has had contacts with al Qaeda."
"This is a man who has had al Qaeda connections."
"He's had contacts with al Qaeda."
"This is a man who has got connections with al Qaeda."
August 21, 2006:
Q What did Iraq have to do with that?
THE PRESIDENT: What did Iraq have to do with what?
Q The attack on the World Trade Center.
THE PRESIDENT: Nothing!! [...] Nobody has ever suggested that the attacks of September the 11th were ordered by Iraq.
An idiot, and a liar. Which I guess we all know by now. But I still find the brazenness of the lying flabbergasting. In about 11 weeks' time the mid-term elections will be held in the US. For the good of everyone, let's hope the Democrats can win at least one house of Congress. The reward for doing so may be stopping these psychopaths from doing anything stupid to Iran. Because that's all the world needs: more conflict in the Middle East.
He'll do a speech from Carnivale and all will be forgotten.
'Let me teach you brownies a little English...'
I heard this speech on www.democracy.org on monday morning via podcast Hans.
He got really angry when the press core drill him about iraq and sept 11th. What a lying cunt. The whole press conference is good. Not even his new rightwing tv press secretary can help him.
Here is one of those damn bushism montages with twist, old news but still kind of applicable.
What happened to the Barons light hearted yet highly informational "brandpower" add for that delicious looking $8.00 whiskey?
Is it possible that we are seeing censorship reminicent of days gone by in sgs land? Or has the clip been borrowed for an outdoor cinema screening in the nice garden in Reid? hmmmmmm
have you done anything embarrassing when pissed? well that was one of them... apologies to one and all. A spur o the moment thing. B4 B2 had a gun to my head. He's getting desperate.
Do you guys want more brandpower or should I just cover this whole episode over quietly with dirt?
your Brand Power initiative was a winner, Baron. I can't wait for the next instalment. Maybe an exposé on Japanese detergent or the shampoo you've been using on your bouffant?
baldness is a troubling problem. i myself took the first step and consulted an ex-cricketer for advice, did a bit of research on the net, trialed a few products and then hit the lab.
What I came up with is The Beige Baron's Hat Head Trump Wave Spray-On Wonder Tincture. All you do is hold the can and spray. Wonderful.
I can send you a bottle if you want.
...the bouffant's impressive. No arguments from me. You have such a luxuriant head of hair, Baron, that you could do practically anything with it. That's why I applaud your courageous decision to go for the Wham look.
Where mere mortals fear to tread -- and us baldies can't tread, even if we wanted to -- you cut a dashing metrosexual path.
I can only watch wistfully.
Not only did they elect him once -- albeit after he'd lost the popular vote and been levered into the job via a terrible Supreme Court decision -- but they then went and re-elected him. This was AFTER Iraq.
Kerry kicked his arse in all three presidential debates, including the infamous brain fade in this clip, yet they still elected him. It beggars belief.
Had the voting system in Florida been less flawed, or had it been administered by people who weren't partisans, or had the SCOTUS come to the right decision when the case was in front of them, or had Nader not run a spoiler's campaign, or had Gore chosen a better running mate than that turncoat Leiberman, or had the corporate media treated him fairly -- if any one of these things had happened we'd probably be living in a very different world now.
We'd more than likely have a sane foreign policy executed by a competent adminstration... It seems bizarre that such huge consquences could flow from something as trivial as 'hanging chads'. But there you go.
I was aiming for robert plant.
I was way off!
Dude, I hope you dont mind but I just had to create a new section for all your videos, so you can safely express yourself now:
http://www.brownnoiseunit.com/browntube
And I moved the "King of Blendness" there
"40%, 700 mls and retails for just... around about $8. How what?"...
Did you know you can edit videos too?!
"Ok, zoom in dahl... The King of Blendness. OK, cut"
i though that gave it a homey kind of feel. in the kitchen with the timminses.
thanks for the sections. i didnt know you could edit. i dont think i will do too many more... i feel embarrassed now.
Please... Please do more...
I demand more Baron. Carnival or no carnival. I did like the world famous carnival atmosphere we had last night- all the crazynes, ass shaking, groping,samba dancing and baby corn fellating. Don't worry, as soon as I get my hands on a camera the embarrassment will be returned.
Damn.
This is what happens when you let the loonies take over the asylum - you end up with sites like Brown Noise Unit.
agreed this is a horrible horrible site and I will mark it as never to be visited again!
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