Cock of the Week
This guy is a total embarrassment. Who wears a special sports suit to watch a game of soccer on TV?
And who invites cameramen into their home so they can take photos of you prancing about the drawing room in your lime green leisure suit and outsized, garishly coloured running shoes in a sickening display of political expediency? Do you put on a puffy hat and an apron when you watch a cooking show? Are you a complete fucking moron?
John Howard, you don't deserve to bask in any reflected glory from Australia's sporting achievements. You are as predictable as A Current Affairs' nightly lineup. Watch any high-profile sporting match in which Australia is participating, and sure enough, there is Johnny's mishaped head leering at the camera like a golf ball taped to a pencil dressed for casual Friday. He's like a bad stink, a guest that never leaves, a bill in the mailbox.
You're trying to have a good time and then there's this cunt tossing the match coin, bowling the opening ball, congratulating the players, giving a post mortem in the commentary booth, comiserating with a light beer in hand in the dressing room. Fuck off, Howard. Your place is in Parliament House figuring ways to stay politically alive longer, not intruding into every orofice of our lives. You make me sick.
Forget Howard's gormless leadership of our country -- the years of lies, fear, rampant conservatism, the drawing together of church and state, the wars, the erosion of this country's spirit. That tracksuit is our greatest national shame.
The whole world sees our prime minister as a creepy little man who powerwalks in parachute pants and a Wallabys jumper three sizes to big for him, shit-eating grin plastered over his face as he beetles off to his next photo opportunity.
I'm so ashamed of Howard I find myself apologising for him whenever the subject arises in conversation now I'm living in Japan. The man has not a scrap of dignity or presence as a statesman. He's pathetic. I'm just glad I don't have to listen to his masturbatory waffling about the Socceroos on the evening news.
How people keep voting for him. Hold on...I know cause hey pays them to while robbing them blind. Man I feel your pain. Labour have had 10 years to nail this knob and he keeps on getting more slippery than teflon. Fine example of cock of the week and cock of the decade. Fuck it's like getting dressed in your work uniform during the weekend to go and buy milk. I here some serious rambling coming along from myself...
Hold the fort...I have just got dressed back into my work uniform. I have set up my webcam so I can broadcast myself over this wide brown land while pretending to care about sport...damn just realised I don't have a webcam.
I can't believe we're not taking to the streets about Iraq ... I got sent there last year, and I can't see any sense in us being there.
We will look back on Howard in shame ... although I couldn't say this on Samuel's blog because Lawsie's a Howard supporter, meaning that anything anti Lawsie will be subjected to Samuel's Stalinist style censorship!
If Samuel had his way, anyone who disagreed with him would end up in Guatanimo!
Samuel professes to be a wannabe journalist, yet he stifles free speech!
Oooops, I just remembered, Samuel aspire to talkback radio, which has nothing to do with journalism or free speech, just some ill-informed out of touch dickheads preaching to the ignorant, so maybe his Colonel Kurtz-style "methods" are vaild.
Samuel: Did they say why, Wonko, why they want to terminate my command?
Wonko: I was sent on a classified mission, sir.
Samuel: It's no longer classified, is it? Did they tell you?
Wonko: They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound.
Samuel: Are my methods unsound?
Wonko: I don't see any method at all, sir.
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Do you smell that heatseeker? Do you smell that? Cheap red wine!
Samuel should be in the box with saddam
fuck heatseeker excuse my shite posts. I have taken to the cardboard flaggon after the debacle at SGS. You were sent there. I bet it was a bundle of fun. What a load of crapola it all is. Can you give us a run down?
Chuck it was hot and dusty and full of pissed off people who wanted to kill me. I was in Somalia, Rwanda and Sudan too.
Shit you shoeless iraqi. I was in the army from 2000 to 2004 and went touring with the cunts. Remember tampa? Well, I was sent on TSE (transit security element 2) to catch all those shifty que jumpers. After 3 months riot training we were armed with pistols capssicum spray and semi automatic machine guns. We also had very dodgy language lessons. And guess how many boats we found during the election. fucking zero not one.
I am trying to find photo's bear with me.
Overseas deployment in a story titled 'Tarnished Brass' at a later stage. It is time I released the photo's I was not meant to take.
Be interested to see the photos and story Chuck ... you almost have to pity Samuel with his weird Laws-inspired view of the world.
And then he goes and tosses us off his site because he just doesn't get us!
John Howard should get a big rock and drop it on his head!
This deserves a re-post Baron.
well-deserved honour. I had to laugh at this in The Australian, though:
Professor Flannery said receiving the award from Mr Howard was one of the "ironies of life".
Mr Howard's reception at his Canberra residence for the Australian of the Year candidates was not an entirely gaffe-free affair. At one stage, Mr Howard was heard asking one candidate, mathematician Terence Tao, "When did you come to Australia?"
"I was born in Adelaide," replied Professor Tao, who last year won the Fields Medal, the highest scientific award for mathematicians.
says it all, really.
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