Cock of the Week


By The Beige Baron - Posted on 23 May 2006

Madonna Live
Give it rest, for fuck's sake, you tired, unoriginal, boring rip-off artist.

"Out popped Madonna, in S&M-styled riding gear and whip, singing the new tune Future Lovers as four bare-breasted male dancers writhed around with ball gags in their mouths.

"Later on, she donned a crown of thorns and suspended herself from a giant mirrored cross to deliver the ballad Live to Tell. Video screens showed images of third-world poverty and reeled off grim statistics.

"During one of her half-dozen costume changes, another video montage juxtaposed images of Bush, members of his administration and British Prime Minister Tony Blair with footage of Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden, and Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe. Midway through the new song I Love New York, she deviated from the script and made a crude reference to Bush and oral sex.

"She did pause for a few songs during which she appeared to play a shiny Gibson Les Paul guitar.

"Billboard magazine has forecast ticket sales could reach the $US200 million ($A264.8 million) range, making it the most successful tour by a female artist."

-- Reuters

God I hate Madonna.

Obviously she was worried people had tired of her cookie-cutter copy cat music and thought dusting off the whole Christian baiting shtick would get her a few extra headlines, maybe get the dumb-as-a-box-of-hammers Christian Right fired up and get her show review bumped to page three.

God, those stupid god botherers shit me even more than Madonna. I mean, the shit of the Da Vinci Code fiasco has barely dried on the wall and the dumb fucks are leaping around giving the very thing they hate more publicity, thereby helping the blasphemer they hate so much.

I mean, why don't they all just send Madonna $50 and spare us all the pain of hearing their retarded ranting? It serves the same purpose -- without the Christian controversy surrounding the D-Code movie, it wouldnt have done nearly as well. When are these morons going to learn TO SHUT THE HELL UP about obvious stunts like this. They just cannot help themselves.

If they are so offended by her antics, don't go to the concert. Holding an indignant press conference denouncing madonna and asking their stupid congregations to boycott buying a CD they probably wouldn't buy anyway does exactly three fifths of fuck all. Stop grasping at my shirt sleeve, stop thrusting your pamphlets into my hand as I walk past with wet-eyed earnestness. Your wasting everyone's time, if you don't see that you are giving her millions of dollars worth of free publicity, then you are even stupider dickheads than your outlandish beliefs would indicate.

I just hate Madonna even more for playing that crucifix card so shamelessly again. is she really that desperate? Does she think she is the first to be so daring as to 'misuse' christian symbolism?

Fuck, I give up. The world is populated by complete fucking fools.

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