Chuck's Video Persiflage


By Chuck A. Spear - Posted on 11 January 2007

Picking up where The Beige Baron err Beige Lunatic left off, Chuck pays homage to his hero in a Samuel Gordon-Stewart style nonsensical rambling. Using words such as like, bita, um and that...

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You should be on the stage man. Pure fresh-minted gold! The crickets at the end, the organ, the slow swivel on the chair... blue ribbon.

Video response coming very shortly.

As a method actor, I emersed myself in the character of SGS lived my day as Samuel would.

The slow swivel on the chair was an unwitting nod to yourself. The skivvy was knocked off from Claudia.

How is Shazuka? Is the young one arriving next week?

Spatchcock Surprise. GOLD!

Will you pull out the Persiflage Puzzle from the Spatchcock Surpise? Chances are it will go cold though. It looks delicious however.

Great work Mr Benaud. You have been awarded gold membership.

Ha haha ha

the surprise is no long with us. maybe i can paw through the material when it exits. Nooooooo. Thet ones not in there either. Not having much luck, meh meh, meh. Let's try for another shall we. What to we have here. Hmmm. A nut. Nooooooooooo. Thet's not there either. Goodness gracious.

Thanks man, you made my night. I wish i could do another one tonight but shiz got grumpy when I asked her. So I'm gonna watch Superman. I know it's gonna suck.

END UPDATE.

I liked Superman Returns. It was not as bad as I thought. the director is a major knob though.

The dude looks so much like Christopher Reeve. Uncanny.

Part 2 of Video Persiflage will be up soon.

I'm staying up!

I canna do it tonight captain. I have too many emails to send and editorials to write. I have penciled in Video Persiflage Part 11 (the second coming) for the weekend.

peace out.

I can't stop watching this. Every time I laugh. The skivvy. The pretend playing. The crickets. That photo.

Ahhhhhh man. Gold.

That skivvy! Where the fuck did you get that? It goes so nicely with your shorts. I think you should wear it more often. Did you get up extra early this morning so you could put on your glasses? I know Samuel does.

Baron, drinking whiskey with spatchcock is sacrilege. NO MORE SOUP FOR YOU.

Bit like a David Lynch interpretive take on Where's Wally ...

It's eery ... like you've been possessed by the spirit of SGS ... did your head do any 360'S?

Ha, I could do better with my head stuck up a turkey!

That said, I did link it in mt forum comment here: http://www.podcastalley.com/forum/showthread.php?p=611392#post611392

Summernats, summernats, summernats,
The tyres i put on my ford are "fats",
If you were to take them away from me,
I would bury Samuel in the nice garden in Reid.

The burning fuel, the feeling cool,
You lose control, release a stool.

Oh summernats and chicks with "baps,
What would i do without my summernats.

Poet Chan-don (the indo/french chinese poet)

Poet Chan-don wrote:

The burning fuel, the feeling cool,
You lose control, release a stool.

I was agnostic about your poetic ability until this couplet.

John B1_B5 is very bad,
So I proclaim my own Jihad,
For insulting the revered Mufti,
He can go get stuffed-ti!

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